Half AngryNess

Part 1
Okay, first of all, I will have you know that I have tried creating two separate posts in the last few days and my computer wouldn't let me post them, save them as drafts, copy and paste and save... nuddin'. Why? Cuz it hates me, and it thinks it's the boss. It will only be proving this, if this one doesn't go through, and if it doesn't, it's the sledge-hammer for this stupid 'puter. Yeah, that's right, 'puter. Read it and weep. Read it, weep, and obey! It thinks it's all smart cuz it's got all my friends whining at me new post new post! when really, if it were thinking straight-- which it's not, cuz it's effed-- it would realize that I'm in demand, and it's not, cuz it's stupid and nobody likes it. Ha! And now I've probably got it all mad, and it's gonna consider not letting me post this one, but there's those menacing words to read over and over... sledge hammer... sledge hammer...

Part two coming soon. I'm not gonna bother typing all the rest out if I can't even post.
So here: a little tease until I decide to give S.P. (Stupid Puter) more attention in writing part 2: DelightedNess.

Signed, not S.P.'s friend, but yours, definitely,
Half AngryNess