Bug Up Nose Disease
The other day Travis and I were walking back from AJ's Coffee Second Home -- oh no wait, AJ's Coffee House -- that's what I meant. We were walking back toward the house, and I breathed in quickly through the nose, probably getting ready to say something really clever, cuz that's pretty much what I do with every breath.
I inhaled a bug. Now at this point, all of you are thinking "Yeah, so what? I've totally had bugs try to fly up my nose before." No, I'm talking, this one succeeded. It flew half way up my nose, and crawled the rest of the way up. Ever felt a bug crawl into your nasal passage? I can't even explain the feeling. Most of us have never actually felt something go that far into the nose. I did once, when the doctor was checking me for nodes, but I got this stuff sprayed up my nose to numb the effect of the tube going all the way up my nose and down my throat. How rude of the bug not to spray some numbing agent first. I think it might have been a spider. I'm not sure. All I know is that I could feel the little legs carrying the body all the way up to the point of the weirdest tickling sensation ever, and watering eyes. I screamed.
I'm not sure what happened to the thing. I couldn't blow it out, nor could I snort it back. It could still be there, building a summer home (the trees are actually quite lovely).
http://www.homestarrunner.com/buginmouth.html
NosyNess
I inhaled a bug. Now at this point, all of you are thinking "Yeah, so what? I've totally had bugs try to fly up my nose before." No, I'm talking, this one succeeded. It flew half way up my nose, and crawled the rest of the way up. Ever felt a bug crawl into your nasal passage? I can't even explain the feeling. Most of us have never actually felt something go that far into the nose. I did once, when the doctor was checking me for nodes, but I got this stuff sprayed up my nose to numb the effect of the tube going all the way up my nose and down my throat. How rude of the bug not to spray some numbing agent first. I think it might have been a spider. I'm not sure. All I know is that I could feel the little legs carrying the body all the way up to the point of the weirdest tickling sensation ever, and watering eyes. I screamed.
I'm not sure what happened to the thing. I couldn't blow it out, nor could I snort it back. It could still be there, building a summer home (the trees are actually quite lovely).
http://www.homestarrunner.com/buginmouth.html
NosyNess
posted by CrazyNess @ 7:44 PM
4 Comments:
At July 27, 2006 12:56 PM,
Heather said…
EWWWWWWWWW EWWW EWW EWW EWW EWW EWWW. I woulda freaked out.. Yucky... however: AJ's mmmm I was craving something from there last night
At July 27, 2006 3:25 PM,
Anonymous said…
I agree AJ"S is great. The friut smoothies are swell since i don't like coffee. And i agree, the bug, EWWWWWWW. Once i stuck a sticker so far up my nose that my momma couldn't get it out with tweasers and we had to go to the doctor. Never backwards snorted a bug before though. I heard that people swallow an average of 3 spiders a year when they sleep. Not joking!!!!!! Well, i gotta go cause my break(I'M STILL AT WORK) is about up. miss you all,
JU
At August 02, 2006 6:01 PM,
Anonymous said…
that would feel gross!when i was little we were travelling n we got out to get gas n stretch our legs n i was like 2 n i picked up sum pebbles..and well.my mom told me to drop them before i get back in the van.n i get in my car seat but i didnt drop them all.and i put one up my nose!!it was awful!but its halarious to think about now.so you will feel the same way.n i had to go to the doctors clinic for them to get it out.thats my wonderful childhood story.wow i love home star runner.
-amy
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