Too many fricken' things rhyme with years...

...So how am I supposed to write this without it turning into a Country song?

appears
beers (definitely a Country-type rhyme)
cheers
dears
deers (haha so obviously Country)
ears
fears (lame pop rhyme)
gears (of my Chevy truck...)
hears
jeers
leers
mirrors
nears
peers
queers (lol...)
rears
sears
shears
tears (very very lame pop rhyme)
veers (after too many beers, I almost hit some deers, and, grinding the gears of my Chevy truck, it veers into what appears to be the Sears...)
zears... just kidding.

Did I miss any?
Some of these have possibility.
I'd tell you more of the context but then you'd steal my song and I'd have to write a Country song about you stealing my song... and my dog... and we can't have that.
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So, peeps, at least FOUR OF YOU, (yes you!!!) have told me that you have been reading my blog, but haven't been commenting.
Now, about three of you say it's because you don't know how. So here's a set of step-by-step instructions, so that you don't have an excuse.

1. At the end of the post on which you wish to comment, you will find a link on the bottom right-hand side that says "-- comments", depending on how many people have commented. Click on this link. Roll your eyes at yourself for not noticing it earlier.

2. Scroll down past the comments, unless there aren't any yet. Either way, at the bottom of this page on the left-hand side, you will find a link that says "Post a comment". Click on this. Give yourself a cute little pat on the head.

3. The page you will now be taken to has a box in which you type. Beneath this box you are given options as to what name you are posting under. If you don't have a FREE BLOGGER ACCOUNT (subliminal advertising...), post using the name "Anonymous".

4. When you are all finished, make sure you sign your name under your comment (in the same box), so I know who you are. Click on "Log-in and publish". Give yourself a one-person hug!!!

**Note: If you get to the page with the box in which you comment, and you don't remember what you wanted to comment on, click on "Show original post" near the top, on the left-hand side above where the other comments are. This will, uh... show the original post... yeah. But you knew that, didn't you? Smarty-pants.

Ok, so if you still don't know what you want to comment on, here, this should help:


DelightfulNess (cuz I really am, aren't I? I know, I know... Oh stop... before you grind some deers and hit some gears... No, wait...)