Tattle-Tale
Boys Boys Boys.
Boys will be boys.
(Nice usage of an SGI commercial quotation, eh?)
Davie sat on me.
Adam sat on me.
Brian sat on me and threatened to fart.
Chris is always picking on me.
Thorin gave me a muchly-unwanted lap dance.
And a butt dance.
While Davie held me down.
Jay threw a sandal at my head.
Then the other one.
Jason honked his horn while I was roller blading and scared the bajeebas outta me.
Davie sat on me again.
Adam attacked and tickled me.
Chris attacked and tickled me.
Andrew is always insulting my mom.
Yuri is always insulting my country.
Thorin too.
And Davie.
Denver is always bossing me around and telling me to "come here".
Denver professed Boss' undying love for me.
Stephan delights in flicking me in the head.
Jacob says that Canada does not exist.
They're mean.
They're smelly.
They're relentless.
I love my boys.
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Part II
I just sat in on a mixing session in the recording studio at the MAC (where I teach). It was truly fascinating-- they have a lot of equipment that fixes terrible singing!! They used a pitch-corrector, as well as a midi-cable that you plug in to the system, play the note on the keyboard, and the out-of-tune singer matches the note!! Not that I will ever need to use such things. ;)
But it was fascinating none-the-less.
The MAC also fed me the best sandwich I have ever had today.
And now I'm using their computer. Which is a heck of a lot better than Stupid Puter.
Oh, the office perks.
PerkyNess?? (No, that's no good. But I can't think of a better one right now.)
Boys will be boys.
(Nice usage of an SGI commercial quotation, eh?)
Davie sat on me.
Adam sat on me.
Brian sat on me and threatened to fart.
Chris is always picking on me.
Thorin gave me a muchly-unwanted lap dance.
And a butt dance.
While Davie held me down.
Jay threw a sandal at my head.
Then the other one.
Jason honked his horn while I was roller blading and scared the bajeebas outta me.
Davie sat on me again.
Adam attacked and tickled me.
Chris attacked and tickled me.
Andrew is always insulting my mom.
Yuri is always insulting my country.
Thorin too.
And Davie.
Denver is always bossing me around and telling me to "come here".
Denver professed Boss' undying love for me.
Stephan delights in flicking me in the head.
Jacob says that Canada does not exist.
They're mean.
They're smelly.
They're relentless.
I love my boys.
------------------------
Part II
I just sat in on a mixing session in the recording studio at the MAC (where I teach). It was truly fascinating-- they have a lot of equipment that fixes terrible singing!! They used a pitch-corrector, as well as a midi-cable that you plug in to the system, play the note on the keyboard, and the out-of-tune singer matches the note!! Not that I will ever need to use such things. ;)
But it was fascinating none-the-less.
The MAC also fed me the best sandwich I have ever had today.
And now I'm using their computer. Which is a heck of a lot better than Stupid Puter.
Oh, the office perks.
PerkyNess?? (No, that's no good. But I can't think of a better one right now.)
posted by CrazyNess @ 3:02 PM
3 Comments:
At October 23, 2005 9:15 PM,
Heather said…
Cool, so the computer could even make me a good singer? Lol nah never mind we all know that will never happen. Hurray for new post!! And being the first to comment!
At October 25, 2005 11:26 AM,
Anonymous said…
Ok, peeps, what little Crazy Ness FAILS to mention is what she does to deserve this mean treatment by boys. I know the shoe insident for example, was prompted by insestantly annoying a sleepy boy by calling him a "cute wittle baby," etc. These kinds of things don't tend to go over well with the male specimen. Even though we all know they're babies.
MJ
At October 26, 2005 11:54 AM,
Anonymous said…
I love that fact that I, one of the kindest to you, was portrayed amongst the masses as another part of the homogenous "torment" you endure... Not that you EVER give me a hard time, of course... no...
and you're looking for something akin to "eagerness", i think.
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