Let it Snow... (Just not here, heh heh)

Janice sent this forward to my email account. I thought it was thoroughly amusing. (I think -25 is my favorite)

THE TEMPERATURE CONVERSION GUIDE:
10ºC = Texans try to turn on their heat. Saskatchewanians plant gardens.
5º C = North Carolinians shiver uncontrollably. Saskatchewanians sunbathe.
3º C = Italian cars won't start. Saskatchewanians drive with the windows down.
0º C = Distilled water freezes. Saskatchewan's water gets thicker.
-5º C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Saskatchewanians throw on a t-shirt.
-10º C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Saskatchewanians go swimming.
-20º C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Saskatchewanians have the last cookout before it gets cold.
-25º C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Saskatchewanians lick flag poles.
-30º C = Montrealers fly away to Mexico. Saskatchewanians throw on a light jacket.
-40º C = Hamilton disintegrates. Saskatchewanians rent some videos.
-60º C = Mt. St. Helen freezes. Saskatchewan Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
-80º C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the arctic. Saskatchewan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
-100º C = Santa abandons the North Pole. Saskatchewanians pull down their earflaps.
-114º C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Saskatchewanians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-183º C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Saskatchewan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
-273º C = All atomic motion stops. Saskatchewanians start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-300º C = Hell freezes over. The Saskatchewan Roughriders win the Grey Cup.

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On another note, guys, pray for me. Everyone here is getting really excited for Thanksgiving holiday and M.J. and I are the only ones who aren't going home. I know M.J. has done this before, but I haven't. I want to have a happy holiday and a good time with the people that have invited us home with them. I'll be missing you guys. ONE MORE MONTH!! Can you believe it? How time flies when the weather is freakishly warm. Oh, I'm sorry, was that a low blow?

ColdNess