I'z a kollege stoodent.

I may or may not drop-kick the next person that asks me which is bigger, a quarter-pounder or third-pounder.
Or even just "How big is the quarter-pounder?" is bad enough on its own.

So what have I been up to? Oh come on!! You already know the answer to this. In fact, I think I'll just end this post now and let you finish it. It's pretty easy. You'all know everything I'm up to. And no it's not, "Doy, my name's Vanessa and I'm lazy and never blog" ;) whichever of you crap-fests took the great care to construct that on my c-box. My vote goes to Davie... but we'll wait and see what you'all have to say about that.

So, since all of my friends are college students, your assignment is to write my post for me.
Or I'll beat you up and take your lunch money.

THE LIFE OF NESS
an essay
by: _________

Class, you may begin.

bossyNess