My K-Lair Christmas List

* To come home smelling like a candy cane, not a sandwich
* The outlawing of using more than 10 meal plans at a time to buy random junk
* For all of the customers to wear a name-tag
* At least one co-worker who can juggle oranges
* A half-time show every day with circus clowns and cheerleaders being thrown up to the ceiling and back
* Students who know their fractions
* A new and improved dress code. I recommend jeans with rips. And funky zip-up hoodies. Or tie-dye. Anything's an improvement, really.
* To get to wear my hair down
* Aprons with compartments in them
* A raise to $100/hr.
* To wake up after the sun and to come home with more than 2 hours of sunlight
* An adult-sized high-chair on which to sit behind the register, thus eliminating unnecessary hours of standing
* To understand everything Noy says
* A personal super-robot that cleans tables flawlessly on command (which only responds to my voice, mwwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa!)
* My own room with a guitar, piano, tape-recorder, and plenty of stave paper
* Two hour-long breaks in which to utilize said room
* Food that, when consumed, makes one skinnier
* To have the freedom to ban anyone who leaves their straw wrappers on the counters, two feet away from the mini garbage can
* To have the walls redecorated in cow-print
.... and lastly....
* To get paid every day between Christmas and New Year's to sit on my duff in Canada. Oh wait. I already get that one. Mwwwaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa!!!!

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